Small Anorexic Tooth Pick

Let's call him the "SMALL ANOREXIC TOOTH PICK". SMALL ANOREXIC TOOTH PICK, or SATP, for short, was the mistake in this world. I don't know what makes him so stupid, but it really works. He'll never be the man his mother is... I swear, his mom has a bigger dick than him.

He acts like a fucking dick. If he's going to act like one, he might as well dress like one - buy a condom. He should learn from his parents' mistakes -- USE BIRTH CONTROL. When he was born, the condom factory must have sent some kind of apology letter to the parents. To make matters worse, his BIRTH CERTIFICATE is an apology from the condom factory too. He was most likely born on a road, as that is where most accidents happen. This funny little scene probably took place as he was being born:

Big Anorexic Tooth Pick Mother-Fucker: What a treasure!
Big Anorexic Tooth Pick Father-Fucker: Yeah, let's bury it.

My middle finger gets an erection whenever I think of him. I think that, that when his mother first saw him, she decided to leave him on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in. I swear, the only vagina that he is going to ever see is the one that he fell out from when he was born.

He should put a diaper on his face because that's where all the shit is coming out of. I wonder how he was born -- his dad has no balls.

Some babies were dropped on their heads but he was clearly thrown at a wall. He is deadset proof that evolution can go in reverse. He is also a living proof of reincarnation. No one could get as stupid as him in one lifetime... TO BE HONEST, CALLING HIM STUPID WOULD BE A GRAVE INSULT TO STUPID PEOPLE. Anyway, if he was twice as smart, he would still be stupid. When he dies and people ask me what the cause of his death was, I'll say it was his stupidity. He could be locked in a grocery store and starve to death.

Now, switching the topic, a little thing I want to say about his parents.

His momma's so stupid it took her 10 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
His fatha's so fat he downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
His momma's so hairy when SATP was born SATP almost died from FRICTION.
His momma's so stupid she tripped on a wireless phone.
His momma's so old, if she is told to act her age, she dies.
His momma's so stupid she stares at the orange juice box because it says CONCENTRATE.
His momma's so stupid she stares at the stop sign waiting for it to say go.
His momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
His momma's so stupid she tried to alphabeticalize M&M's.
His momma's so old her birth certificate said EXPIRED.
His momma's so ugly the doctor looked at her ass when she was born, and then her face, and said, "Twins!"
His momma's so fat even Dora the Explorer couldn't explore her.

More insults to follow...
Troll #3 zooming out!

Shitman

I had a classmate once. We were already fine then. Let's call him Shitman.

Shitman always thinks he is the class cop. He bosses everyone around. Especially me. Even though my girl friends and I aren't doing anything, he always butts in and accuses us of all these crap rules that we aren't even breaking. Even though it's break time and were allowed to do anything, he just tries to make small talk that my friends and I think is shitty.

Shitman has a damn side that freaks me out. Whenever I see him, he always gives me a pedo smile that makes me just wanna rip his head off. I only see him do that to me and only me alone. If I am absent from class, he sticks to my friends who always report to me what he does.

His giant head looks like a punching bag to me. Those damn friends of his thinks he is so nice and all. The only reason I was okay with him before is because I dont wanna get caught by my crappy teacher. But my super crappy teacher is another story so let's stick with Shitman's story first.

Some of his friends are also my friends because there is this one friend of Shitman who calls him names behind his back. By the way, Shitman's skin is as dark as shit.

He also thinks I'm 'jealous' of him just because I am ignoring him. My friends tell me to ignore him so I do just that.

Dear Shitman: One day when I get famous, you will come crawling back to me but I will just give you a pedo smile and call the freaking police.

May your skin turn even darker than shit someday. With zits all over your forehead. I just know that when you grow old you will be alone in your house without someone with you.

Goodbye for now, Shitman. Do not worry, there will be other future entries in this trolling blog about you.

Troll #4, signing off...

Big Nose

There is this bastard enemy dwarf who I started working with not too long ago. Let's call him Big Nose.

Big Nose thinks he knows everything. He says he is smart, even though he is not. I feel sorry for having used the photo alongside this entry because the poor monkey does not even give justice to how Big Nose truly looks like.

Big Nose feels he is the boss all the time. And this is because he was appointed to be one by another bigger dwarf, who deserve a space in this trolling site. We will go to that later on, and give this bigger dwarf the name he deserves. Mind you, there are still other dwarfs, who like Big Nose, will get to have a place in this blog.

Meantime, Big Nose deserves to be hexed because at one point in time, this dwarf tried to destroy me -- my reputation as a professional in the workplace, that is. Good thing I was able to scram outta that bullshit place before Big Nose finally consummated all his evil deeds. There are a lot more stuff about Big Nose, and I will go into that again next time. I want to save my words for this bastard guy.

To you, Big Nose -- may your nose grow bigger than ever, get filled by sticky booger all the time, and may your entire fuckish face grow zits all over, with extra pus oozing on the side. Am not done with you yet. And since the other trolls are lining up to fill this blog up, am gonna have to cut short this entry, and get back some other time.

So long, Troll #2 saying, ladidaaaaaadidaaaa!

Trolling in Lala Land

This blog has 4 troll authors.

Namely, Troll #1, Troll #2. Troll #3, and Troll #4.

We will begin trolling in lala land tomorrow.

Watch out, all you dwarfs in our lives...

Do not feed the trolls.